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Arctic shenanigans; World of Warcraft; privacy; a ghost ship; X; Grenfell; Forbes; and ETFs
Somewhere in my chart there is a star that shines for you
The spaghetti cannon shoots again
Drag show
Senior management at UK’s premier Covid loan-arranger neobank were worse than useless, FCA finds
Everyone loves having their priors confirmed
Rate expectations
We’re not gonna lie, we love it
The first rule of working for Icahn: do not talk about working for Icahn
Cerebras Systems needs a dose of initial public scepticism
Inflated expectations, blown away, losing altitude, full of hot air, free float; pump-and-dump, strings attached, etc
The market giveth, and the market taketh away
Immigration; exotics; AI ambulance chasing; AI mediocrity; and lunch; and brunch
Bailey; Trump; Ellison; Coates; tariffs; deportation; Russia; nonbanks; and tunespotting
Sand; Internet Archive; US political polarisation; sovereign debt reform; books; and main character syndrome
Social security; UMich; China; sports betting apps; SoftBank; AI; research fraud; griefbots; and scenes from a nerd quiz
Wall Street regulator Finra has yet to respond to questions about its dwindling fines
All the uncertainty — in five charts
No shirt
Public disorder; liquidity; real wage growth; AI; The London Standard; bicycle physics; Greta Thunberg; AI; and recipes
Think like a tourbillonaire
The Joy of Snacks
Louis Bachartlier
How would you have fared?
When corporate treasurers take an FX punt
The skew-whiff scales of Spanish justice
Space-time; Bermuda insurance; Europa life search; WordPress vs WordPress
Time travel and pick up a sports almanac instead
Recapping and backslapping
Fake Bridgerton ball; online scams; UK PE; Moo Deng
In a very, very narrow sense
Would a state pool of money by any other name smell as sweet?
Caroline Ellison; MPs’ interests; Borg; AI Brian Sewell; industrial policy
‘If you have sh*t sticking to your foot, you have sh*t sticking to your foot’
CD players
Skating on thin ice
Skyrim grandma; private credit; margin loans; Whimsigoth